The AWP Conference is in Chicago this year so I thought I’d honor all the attendees with another excerpt from my husband’s smell dictionary and offer to buy a drink for the person who writes the best smell entry for “The Smell of Chicago.”
The Smell of Old Books
The smell of old books is the turbinate spiral atop calligraphic letters,
the wheeze of dust exhaled from the patted down upholstery of an attic-banished ottoman, and the dignified smoothness of polished marble. It is unquestionably
brown, with swirls of tan or white. It is the smell of earned authority: part aging binding, flaking ink, and part the yellowing crack of antediluvian paper. It is the clack of hard-heeled footsteps. It is a handshake, and a standing invitation. When you walk into an old bookstore, antique, with shelves of books compiled upon themselves, the aroma is so powerful it hums. Level of Intensity: 5-10 (3-16-03)
Free Drink Offer
I will buy a drink for the person who writes the best description of “The Smell of Chicago.” To enter, type your description into the comment area below (be sure to leave you email address in the field so I know how to get in contact with you). On Friday night/Saturday morning I will announce and contact the winner and buy them a drink of their choice at a bar near AWP. You must be at AWP and able to check email to win.
Entries will be judged on the quality of writing and on how well I, an anosmic, can imagine the smell. The best entries are those that treat the smell like a character or compare the smell to other sensory experiences (sight, sound, touch, etc.). So give the smell a personality and describe how he/she/it looks and feels.
Judges: Me (Heather Ackmann, my husband Alan Ackmann, and Camilla Medders).
So come on you creative writers! I want to know what Chicago smells like (especially when it is raining!)
- Feb 11, 11:31 AM
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1 · Karen Miedrich-Luo · Feb 24, 10:43 PM
Heather, you have no idea how much I’ve been hoping you’d post an entry!! Allison said she had a cold and couldn’t smell anything anyway so there went my hope for a poetic version. did anyone submit?
2 · Heather · Feb 25, 11:54 AM
This one was my bad. I think I needed to post this BEFORE AWP. I talked to a lot of people who seemed intrigued by the idea, but no takers…yet. AWP proved to be too busy for actual writing.
But if anyone still wants to submit an entry…please do! I still want to know what Chicago smells like.
3 · Janet · Mar 1, 04:04 PM
I just found out that Bill Pullman has no sense of smell after having had a head injury resulting in a two day coma. So there you have it…a famous person with congenital anosmia. Are there any others out there?
4 · Heather · Mar 2, 11:35 AM
Technically, that’s not “congenital”…meaning from birth. But he has anosmia!