Growing up in my household was strange on several levels, but at the center of it all was my ADHD (Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder) brother. At five years my senior, he turned bullying into an creative art—never taunting in exactly the same way twice.
One day, I remember we were watching cartoons on the TV when my brother stood up, walked in front of me, stuck his butt in my face, and farted—one big cheek-flapping symphony. When the chorus was complete, he laughed that oh-so taunting laugh and ran upstairs.
Sometimes I think Ha Ha..the jokes on him, but then again it was still a butt in my face (at least it was clothed).
- Jun 19, 12:47 PM
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1 · raj · Jun 19, 05:27 PM
I’m trying not to laugh. Nah, to heck with it…. Bwa hah hah hah ha.
So what’s to stop you from payback? Even now? Hmm? :) Savor that revenge that took X years. And maybe do it in front of his significant other, so that you can humiliate him more when you explain to them that it’s payback from 19??
2 · Heather Ackmann · Jun 19, 06:27 PM
Oh, I had my revenge! hahahahaha
3 · Laura · Nov 11, 06:17 PM
Two words: Fart spray.
Two more words: Full Cafeteria.
I didn’t pull the prank myself, but I laughed even harder than the person who did. That little can cleared half of the whole room!
4 · Ryan · Jan 11, 03:18 PM
Ah fart bombs. That takes me back. In high school that little fad caught on briefly. Someone would throw one down in a crowded hallway, everyone would scatter without a word, and I would be standing there all alone looking like I was the source of the supposed stench.
That always was kind of embarrasing. Dang olfies.